Bill stickers will be prosecuted.

Lady cop stops a guy who claims he isn't drunk. She puts him through some rigorous tests all of which he does remarkably well at. But watch what happens at the very end.

It's nice of Google to provide suggestions when it believes you may have typed something incorrectly.

Refrigerator magnets and the dog.

A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day."

Two weeks later, the man calls the doctor. The doctor asks, "How is your love life since you've been running?"

"I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!" says the man.

Commercial for the Volkswagen Golf GT. Scene shows a frog in a pond. As a fly approaches, the frog whips out its tongue to snatch the insect. Things don't go as expected.

Commercial for Lays Potato Chips. An elderly couple race each other to get to a bag of chips. The old man trips the woman, but watch how she counters.

A guy says, "I'm so old that I forgot how old I am." An old woman says, "I'll tell you how old you are. Take off your clothes and bend over." The man does this. The woman says, "You're seventy four." The man says, "How can you tell?" The woman says, "You told me yesterday."

Irish cop sees an obviously drunk man staggering to his car and puts him through a quick and effective sobriety test.