Advertisement for an anti car theft system.

Yeh, I've tried it, but I don't think car pooling is for me.

An old lady holds a Great Dane by the leash and then tries to have him fetch.

A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams "PIG!"

Insulted, the man turns and yells back, "BITCH!" as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.

Let's clarify the difference between LSD and Alcohol.

French advertisement for Marx Deodorant. "Fighting the bad odors of Capitalism".