Are McDonalds Chicken McNuggets made with white meat, dark meat or something else?

Bud Light commercial. Guy with a dog wants to get into a bar, but there's a sign that says "No Pets Allowed". So he gets creative.

A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.

Don't look directly into the laser ...

Penguin trips another penguin who falls through the ice.

I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
-- David Brenner

Word Definition:

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Another case of road rage gone bad.

British commercial for underwear. While alone with the best man, the groom asks the latter if he's got the ring.

Church Sign:
How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking?