A commercial for Smart Beep.
On a blind date the girl gets into the car and passes gas, not realizing there are other people in the car.

The 'Word Of Life' church: Bringing men to their knees.

US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

After each Karate class ...

Commercial for Canal Digital. A husband and wife are in bed watching TV when the wife reaches under the bed and takes out a set of handcuffs.

Tour Bus Driver

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully accepts and begins to eat.

After about 15 minutes, she taps the driver on the shoulder again and hands him another handful of peanuts.

When she is about to hand him yet a third batch, he asks her "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourselves?"

"We can't chew them because we have no teeth", she replies.

"We just love the chocolate around them."

Billboard ad for the American Medical Marijuana Association

European Advertisement. Guy goes through alot of trouble scraping the snow and ice from off his car. Watch what happens at the end!

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.