Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man says, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then he asks a second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," is the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," says the priest. Then Father Murphy walks up to O'Toole and says, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole says, "No, I don't Father."

The priest says, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole says, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."