It's a tough neighborhood, but I feel safer living across the street from a police station.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

They got us fooled!

Shingles

More and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly line.

One guy walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."

So she took down his name, address, social security number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."

The doctor said, "Where?" He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

How good is your aim?